Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Chris Simms is high as a motherfucker







Facing charges of driving under the influence of marijuana, the trial of former Titans quarterback Chris Simms began yesterday with arresting officer Frank Acosta testifying that the son of Giants legend Phil Simms was "very, very unsteady on his feet" after being pulled over on West Houston street last summer, the Daily News reports. This was fairly vanilla compared to the things Acosta said during a pre-trial hearing, among them that the smell of marijuana was "coming from his breath. I had a headache. Even my tongue got numb…He was like a zombie."

  That's some good ass weed. But seriously handle your business Simms. Either learn to handle your drugs or have someone else in your entourage drive. Especially when you're pregnant wife is in the car.
  Also, what are the odds Phil Simms is going to fight Desmond Howard over this too. I hate the entire Simms family with a passion, not sure were it comes from, they are white, rich and obviously smoke drugs. Maybe I should let them hang out with me.

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