Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The dick from Green Mile is married...to a 16 year old

Doug Hutchison, who you may remember as Percy in The Green Mile or if not, the leader of the DHARMA Initiative on Lost, married a 16-year-old aspiring country singer named this week. “How?!,” you may ask indignantly while staring at a copy of your police report.

Well, according to Clark County, Nevada law, 16-year-olds can marry legally with parental consent and, guess what, they got it. Says Stodden’s mother, “We are totally supportive of this marriage… Doug is a wonderful man and we love him.”

She doesn't really look 16, and if Nevada says its legal, when in Rome I guess.  I think the real issue here is this guy looks like Corey Haim during the bad years and this chick is pretty hot, but when you got that Green Mile money the world is yours it seems.

This chick is 16 like Kristie Alley has a 22 inch waist.


-Les Anderson

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