Thursday, June 9, 2011
Mark Grace arrested for DUI
Former Chicago Cubs first baseman Mark Grace was arrested in Scottsdale over Memorial Day weekend on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, according to a police report.
If you born in the '80s and Mark Grace isn't you're all time favorite Cub, then I want you stop reading this and never come back. Your kind isn't welcome here. And don't even bring up Ryne Sandberg's name, the man couldn't even keep his wife in check.
Grace holds the distinction of collecting the most hits (1,754) in the decade of the 1990s. And currently, Grace and Pete Rose are the only major league baseball players to lead a decade in hits and not be in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Grace also had the most doubles in the 1990s with 364 and had 4 Gold Gloves.
Not to mention, this guy invented the 'slump buster' (fucking a fat chick to get his mind off hitting). And the only thing he did more than drink and smush was chug cigarettes. He was a god damn modern day Mickey Mantle and doesn't get near the credit he deserves. Old #17... this Buds for you.
Posted by Courtney Stodden at 8:02 AM