Thursday, June 16, 2011

You almost feel bad for the guy

Crysta Harris Playboy Cover Leaked

A source told us, “Crystal wanted to ditch Hef at the altar. Her plan was to walk up the aisle and say she couldn’t go through with it. The wedding was to be filmed for a reality special, and her refusal to marry him would be a sensation. She was looking for a tie-in deal of around $500,000 for the exclusive ‘I ditched Hef at the altar’ interview. While there was interest, Crystal didn’t get an offer anywhere near half a million.

Well she left him anyway.  I would think Hef may be heart broken, but those new robotic hearts are basically full proof.  Any way if he in his senile state thought she was with him for him, he should be happy he had fake love for that long.  Oh and there's that whole best life ever thing to look back on.  Get back on the whores horse whores, ya whores.

-Les Anderson

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