Cyclist Azizulhasni Awang Crosses The Finish Line With 8-Inch Splinter Through His Leg

(Dude- thats not how you hold chopsticks)




 Racing down the final bend during the men’s Keirin final at the Track Cycling World Cup, Azizulhasni Awang couldn’t avoid a crash that would send him and three other riders stumbling off their bikes and onto the wooden floor.
   He would eventually muster up enough strength to get back on his bike and finish the race in third place behind Sir Chris Hoy and Jason Niblett, who were both able to avoid the carnage, but he would take a little something extra with him across the finish line…
   An 8-inch piece of Siberian pine from the track, which had splintered in through his calf and out his shin.
Shortly after remounting his bike and crossing the line, Awang collapsed to the ground in pain before being stretchered off the track and taken to a hospital. 
  

  The French are now checking Lance Armstrong's urine sample for any wood in his bloodstream after not finding any steroids. Clearly something had to give him the advantage over their french riders, has nothing to do with the fact that they are a bunch of pussies.
  If their riders spent less time sodomizing each other and more time riding, maybe Lance wouldn't have kicked their ass seven straight years.....so much sodomy.
- Eddie Adams