That is John Legend's (Chitown hero) Sports Illustrated model girlfriend, Christy Teigen. And the first pic is what she tweeted the other day. She is actually a master of the twitter. Again, yesterday I said I was looking into becoming a European race car driver if this blogging thing didn't work out, but now I am going to look into becoming a smooth ass, black R&B singer...Or?...or both? I just blew my fucking mind.
Here are some more of her tweets
10. No matter how risky I think I am for these carpets, i am still not wearing a meat dress
9. Christina has like. 500 letters in her alphabet judging by her over singing
8. I only want people to do this sh!t when I die. But maybe it’s like that movie “get low”.
7. God this whole ninja drummers thing is so played out, beibs.
6. Telling a really bad joke on letterman got me another 1800 followers. You guys are easily amused and/or like boobs
5. Wow. Just learned not to make tacos in my own hand. Now i really do have a meat dress.
4. I didn’t think goop could be more pretentious but the addition of a “music” section would help
3. Some guy just asked me for my credentials. Apparently saying “deez titties” doesn’t work
2. I literally have no idea what John is doing on Leno with a tambourine and a song I’ve never heard him sing what the hell
1. F*ck it I will look tomorrow. Get home with my charger @johnlegend you thieving bastard. I mean I love you happy valentines day!
-Les Anderson
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