Friday, June 3, 2011

Slutwalk Chicago is on tomorrow

SlutWalk Event Details

Date: Saturday, June 4, 2011
Time: Meet at 11am, walk leaves at 12pm
Place: The walk starts from Thompson Center Plaza.  We will walk east along Randolph Street, south on Michigan Avenue (along Grant Park), west on Jackson Boulevard, and north along Clark Street to our final meeting place at Daley Plaza.

Schedule of Events:
11am- Gather at Thompson Center Plaza
12pm- Opening remarks, begin walk along route
2pm- Return to Daley Plaza for speakers and entertainment
3pm- Closing remarks, end of walk

This seems like something all us twenty something guys should be tailgating for on Saturday, but in reality the only sluts who show up to these things are either ugly feminists or nasty looking hipsters. But since I'm a creep, I'll be at Daley Plaza at 2pm anyways. Tired sluts are easy pickings. They don't struggle as much during the attack.

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