Friday, June 3, 2011
Spainish Town claims they invented Coke
Credit for coke’s secret recipe goes to a pharmacist named John Pemberton. But if you ask around a certain tiny village in southeast Spain, people tell a different story. The folks in Ayelo say they invented coke first. Take Pablo, for example, one of Ayelo’s two policemen. “Thanks to our town, he said on a recent day, “you Americans were able to market Coca Cola all around the world.”
Are these spainards fucking with me. Seriously, first its the Ricky Rubio hype, and now they want to take credit for America's soft drink? For sure not. They have a good thing going over there in Spain, beautiful beaches and women, a nice drug trade, cock fighting, siestas in the middle of the day, and they are close to Heaven on Earth..... Ibiza.
So stop pissing me off, unless you want the Asain treatment on this blog. Your move Javier Bardem
Posted by Courtney Stodden at 9:22 AM